There are those who predict the future using tarot cards, those who read the hands of travelers, those who scrutinize the insides of poor sacrificial victims, it is already absurd, but those who do it by feeling their buttocks were really missing! Let's forget the now inflated methods we have always heard about (or that we have experienced) and let's go into a new, fantastic world from which to steal a lot of interesting information, so to speak of course.
Get ready, because buttocks is the new crystal ball, but for real. His name is Ulf Buck, and for some time now his fame precedes him all over the world. The man is a German medium who has left his mark with his innate gift of predicting the future simply by touching the buttocks of his clients.
Predicting the future by feeling the buttocks: rumpology
What is most astounding is that this system has origins that are lost in the mists of time. Ulf Buck practices what is called rumpology (rumpology in English), or the pseudoscience of reading the buttocks to predict the future, which some lovers of esotericism trace back to the Babylonians.
In reality, there are no intact historical documents that have survived to prove the veracity of this theory. Even if we don't want to, we have to reveal some details on how this can be done. We will be very clear: in essence, your future depends on the shape of your buttocks. Nice eh, but don't tell the tie motivators who say that "you build the future with perseverance and four or five other terms that sound beautiful and powerful".
What do the buttocks say about the future?
Buck has revealed some flash predictions, giving us just a taste without going into too much detail. If your butt is firm and shaped like an apple, you will probably be a creative and dynamic person and your future will be based on sometimes impulsive and poorly calculated choices.
If it is elongated and pear-shaped, you will be a patient and calculating person, and you will always weigh your choices by beating around the bush.