They say that there is only one mother ... fortunately.
A man was under house arrest for a drug issue
He could easily serve his sentence by being comfortable in the house, but there was a detail that just didn't go down
His mother was also at home
After yet another fight, he escaped and went to the police
"Jail is better than being at home with mom," he says
Mom is a wonderful, loving creature. When you imagine it, you see the lady of the Star nut with the ringlets in place, blowing on the spoon ready to take you. Ah, mom. Sometimes the slightly stereotyped image of advertising is superimposed on another, that of a flying slipper. Well come on, mom sometimes has to be a bit severe, otherwise you know anarchy at home. The problem arises when you are no longer ten years old, but you are 48.
This story is about a loving mommy, whom we imagine was not exactly happy to welcome the not exactly minor child back to the nest. The son in fact has the beauty of 48 years and was forced to serve house arrest for drug-related issues. A little bit the brat had done it, this big boy. So there is mom mocking him a little, from time to time.
A little'? It seems that the quarrels between the two were continuous. One day the neighbors even had to call the cops, so loud were the screams that rose from the house of the two. When he saw the agents, the man under house arrest immediately asked them to take him to prison. "I can't take it with my mother anymore," he said, exasperated. The policemen could not help but shrug their shoulders: it was not a valid reason to slam him into trouble.
Mother's heart
If you think that the mother has meanwhile softened, seeing that her poor son was willing to be brutalized in prison by striped knit men rather than staying at home with her, you are very wrong. He seems to have continued with his very unwilling attitude to the point that his son one day decided that the measure was full. The chronicles do not report whether he packed his bags or not. The fact is that he ran away from home.
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If a kid who runs away from home takes only a scolding, he, in fact, has violated house arrest and therefore has escaped. So he presented himself to the police, triumphant "This time you have to take me to prison by force!" apparently he exclaimed. Now so you can enjoy the blessed and deserved peace in its four by four. Energumeni permitting, of course.
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